Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
i think my cat just said my name.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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