sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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