This girl is more easily done than said...
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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