Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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