the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
