Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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