remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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