Your face is a jimmy john
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
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I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Dick very happy bro
I want a musical about memes.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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