I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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