girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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