I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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