Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Randomize
