I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
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I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
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YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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