My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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