Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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