What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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