i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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