its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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