i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i think my tv is drunk
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
