is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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