Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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