another moral hangover. fuck.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Randomize
