Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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