you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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