What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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