who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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