She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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