just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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