@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Randomize
