The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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