Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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