His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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