so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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