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Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
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Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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