Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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