Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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