i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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