I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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