There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
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Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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