Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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