eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Randomize
