She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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