it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
no you cant smoke seaweed
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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