escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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