You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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