Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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