Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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