and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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