It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
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it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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