how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
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Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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