And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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