I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Use "feeling words"
Yay
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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