Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
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During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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